nineplanfailed.info
nineplanfailed.info
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loading memories…
retrieving lost signals…
calibrating disappointment…
The Sound of What Comes Next.
From the carbon-stained valleys of South Wales, nineplanfailed emerged, then receded, then thought better of it. Dim, G, and Nathan Griffiths craft post-punk for the perpetually re-evaluating. A decade-long hiatus concluded without fanfare, yet here we are. Some things, it seems, simply refuse to stay buried. Or perhaps they were just misfiled. The old world is gone; the new one sounds suspiciously similar. Join us, or don't. We'll be here either way.
Witness the inevitable.Updates on our escape plan, our last atrocities, and recorded transmissions of lack and the void.
02nd DEC 2026
nineplanfailed are back with a brand‑new logo for 2026 — bold, sharp, and built for dissent. To mark the return, we’ve dropped a limited edition T‑shirt featuring the fresh design, printed on premium cotton for maximum impact.
Price: £10 GBP
Availability: Very limited run — once they’re gone, they’re gone.
Style: Wear the symbol of the Failed Plan. Perfect for gigs, drops, and everyday rebellion.
👉 Order now via Bandcamp or hit the STORE button above.
01st DEC 2025
After a decade of quiet contemplation, nineplanfailed had genuinely hoped to fade into the obscurity of the Welsh valleys, maintaining silence as a simple act of self-preservation.
It was, after all, the plan. Unfortunately, observing the sheer, spectacular quality of the world’s ongoing descent into a beautifully rendered hellscape has necessitated our immediate, and utterly reluctant, reappearance on the live scene.
We simply could not afford to miss the final act.
New material is being forged—or perhaps, more accurately, calculated - the next live transmissions are being scheduled.
You can expect our live events to be exquisitely scarce; treat every performance as a volatile, intermittent broadcast that could very easily be our last.
To the faithful who remembered the original signal (you know who you are, and we appreciate your unwavering, if slightly misguided, loyalty): Welcome back. To the undecided, the merely curious, and the digitally confused: Consider this your call to arms.
The PLAN FAILED, the world is burning, and the music is the only thing currently making sense. You are required at the next event.
Resistance is futile. Be seeing you...
Upcoming transmissions from the void:
Previous engagements have occurred. We have witnesses.
Some sounds persist, despite our best efforts. Herein lies the recorded evidence of nineplanfailed.
Moving images of static noise. Or possibly us.
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